life is a circle....if u r above me now....one day i will be above u.....

y this things are happening in my life.....i think mayb god have the other plan for me...as my husband says that im a very lucky gal coz have ..........

failures are stepping stone...i going to get victory soon.....im loving u my god.....my guruji.....my husband....my family and my self........

HOW WOMAN LOOK LIKE..

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars
for dinner.


The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give
you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years ago?”, the homeless woman replied.


“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” the woman asked
“No, I don’t waste time shopping?”, the homeless woman said.


“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?” the woman asked.
“Are you NUTS?” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done
in 20 years!”


“Well,” said the woman, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead,
I’m going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.
The homeless woman was astounded. “Won’t your husband be furious with you
for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”


The woman replied, “That’s Okay. It’s important for him to see what a
woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine.”

put up and put down

goi's email for SOBI staff

dear beloved friends,

since all of us buzy, hard to find quality time for farewell party. Like to ask everyone, are you free on 15/8 Friday 430pm. 15/8 is shakerin last day in KLIUC. need feedback. Thank You.

Date: 15/8
Time: 430pm
Venue: Academic Coner
Menu: Laksa Johor, for vicky - anyone willing to sponsor??

with love,
goi

i was so angry with this email......and i replied everybody like this...........


amboi-amboi......sponsor makanan aku.........tolong ingat ye.....aku pun bayar duit school.......tak nak lah makanan sponsor......kalau nak bagi aku makanan sponsor......sponsor sekali duit RM 5 every month yeeeeeeee

just a reminder........please prepare vegetarian meal in any makan-makan function school.......k.............for those who dont know wat is vegetarian.........

in my case.....i am lacto-ovo vegetarian..........NO SEAFOOD ITEMS TOO..........for futher clarification please search in internet........
so goi.....kalau u rasa susah sangat cari makanan utk saya........i nak minta duit school aku dikurangkan (kan i nie ajar economics......setiap sen pun ade nilainya)......and kalau i tak hadir makan-makan function jangan kata i anti social yeeeeeeeee...............

jangan terasa ye goi..............i tau u bergurau......tapi benda-benda mcm nie jangan bergurau lagi sekali ye...........n terima kasih banyak-banyak untuk beri peluang explain tentang vege.....i memang tunggu peluang selama nie.....dah lama dah i simpan dalam hati...........lega rasannya sekarang...........



i told radziah regarding this email...........and this is how she replied.....

Wat i think? Hmmm...not fair lor coz I've seen you told all these points with intonasi suara & mimik muka lagi! Hahahaha...
Since you oredi follow thru with these ppl - i guess xde la mereka terasa hati sgt! Yg pentingnya points taken & life goes on right?

Next level of explanation - if ppl still don't get it- maybe you need to explain why you choose to be a vegetarian. Like religion wise -not all hindus are vege, so there must be other explanation. I read the wiki & found out there's economic's reasons too. Like meat is more expansive so if we demand to eat meat, firms will suppy more meat so what's gonna happen to the poor ppl - equality issue? Health dietary reasons etc. Hehehe...only now i know a lil' bit!

And if they know you well (like i do hahahaha)- they shouldnt take heart lah into this matter.....
Regards,
Radziah Adam


so.....the moral of the story is.............(coming soon.....i cant upload the photo...)

Self Appraisal

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."

"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy. The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.

The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida." Again the woman answered in the negative.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all these, walked over to the boy and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job." The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"

Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions - Oliver Wendell Holms

Self Appraisal

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."

"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy. The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.

The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida." Again the woman answered in the negative.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all these, walked over to the boy and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job." The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"

Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions - Oliver Wendell Holms

HUSBAND SMART but WIFE SMARTER.
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box?
We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked
The following weekend he came home, a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....