One-night four college students were playing until late night and did not study for the test, which was schedule for the next day.In the morning, they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.Therefore, the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day, they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.The Test consisted of two questions with the 100 Marks.
Q1. Your Name ............ ......... .... (2 MARKS)
Q2. Which tyre burst? ............ ... (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right
True story from IIT Bombay - Batch 1992-96
Monday, December 22, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.
When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.
When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wonderinghow long you will be around.
When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.
When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.
When a Girl lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a Girl wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.
When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it.
When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person....Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.Who calls you back when you hang up on him.Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead.Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.Who holds your hand in front of his friends.Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.Who turnsto his friends and says, ' That's her!!
When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.
When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wonderinghow long you will be around.
When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.
When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.
When a Girl lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a Girl wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.
When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it.
When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person....Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.Who calls you back when you hang up on him.Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead.Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.Who holds your hand in front of his friends.Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.Who turnsto his friends and says, ' That's her!!
NAILS IN THE FENCE
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.
The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all.
He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper.
The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, 'You
have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one.
You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. But It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound will still be there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Remember that friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us.'
The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all.
He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper.
The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, 'You
have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one.
You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. But It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound will still be there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Remember that friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us.'
OVER ALL MEN ARE BANANA REPUBLIC
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.
2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
saree fever
tis saree is my dad's gift to my mum right after their wedding.....34 years ago....its cost rm120 those days......n i got it frm my mum...my idea was to sew a punjabi suit ...but ....since its hav sentimental value.....so im going to keep it as saree ....n one day i want to wear it and show to my dad.....c wat he is going to say.....hello my dear husband....can u plz learn some tips on how to show ur love to ur wife frm my DAD.......PPPPLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ
saree fever
tis is my mum's saree......it is 40 years old now i guess...she wore it during her teenage time....and its belong to me now.....i just want to give some touch of modern design on it and wear it with pride......
dont u tink its really look good ....thanks radz for ur photo shooting
Monday, November 3, 2008
when I born
The best poem of 2006
This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2006,
Written by an African Kid
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black
And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored?
This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2006,
Written by an African Kid
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black
And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored?
Sunday, November 2, 2008
big gal with small gal's taste
her name is kak ida......49 years old.....but i feel that she is still young in heart....wearing small lil gal's socks.......
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she start posing wen she realise that im taking her pic
Thursday, October 30, 2008
diwali muruku
diwali without muruku............no way.........home made muruku......
by vkie d great..............
rad....thanks for the pics
diwali cakes.......
and tis is how it's looks like.....poppyseeds cake for my mum n dad..
wow........
can u c all 3 cakes in tis pic.................
my diwali cakes..........
chocolate cake...........specially made for my brothers
chocolate cake with m&m sweets on top.....for my lovely niece dharshini and Kanesh
this is for my mum and dad.....flour mix
Friday, October 10, 2008
TRUE STORY
Chennai : 25th Sep 2008 1st
The doctor didn't even remove the face mask and head cover and coming running right from the operation theatre The thing is.... there is a family. Parents are doctors...and they had a son named jithenthran.
On 09/24/2008, he took his father's bike for seeing his friend and while return he met with an accident. The people who are there know him and admitted him at chengelpattu hospital. Then they informed his parents and they took him to Teynampet Apollo hospital. There the doctors examined him and said that his brain has lost all his senses and there is no way to give him life.
Without controlling the sadness the parents understood the fact and they decided to donate his organs to the people.
First, his eyes were given to Sankara nethralaya, then his kidney was given to Apollo hospital for transplantation and atlast here comes the final everheard miracle.
They decided to give his heart to a 6 year old boy who needs it. So they verified and at last found that the boy is struggling for life at Cherians heart foundation, Chennai. But within 30mins that heart should be transplanted; They need to go 20kms and in Chennai traffic and doubted whether it will happen.
Then the doctors called traffic police and asked their help and they prepared the ambulance with A/C. So fastly they removed the heart from their son and kept in an ice box and runned towards the ambulance.
When they came out the boy's father saw that ice box and cried like anything. The doctor who carried tht box ran like anything that he didn't even see the ambulance which is waiting outside and he entered the police car which was waiting. He said to the person to just go to Cherian hospital soon.
The person who was standing near the car was the Assistant Commissioner and he without seeing his status and jumped to drivers seat and drove the car with full speed. Every signal traffic got alert and left way for this car and at last within 15mins the heart was given to the doctors in Cherian hospital and it was transplanted to the small boy.
Really heart touching.... Do u know the meaning of the name of the boy who died.... His name is Jithenthran - a person who will steal other's heart..............Yes , now he has stole everyone's heart..... Really ... hats off to the parents ...
The doctor didn't even remove the face mask and head cover and coming running right from the operation theatre The thing is.... there is a family. Parents are doctors...and they had a son named jithenthran.
On 09/24/2008, he took his father's bike for seeing his friend and while return he met with an accident. The people who are there know him and admitted him at chengelpattu hospital. Then they informed his parents and they took him to Teynampet Apollo hospital. There the doctors examined him and said that his brain has lost all his senses and there is no way to give him life.
Without controlling the sadness the parents understood the fact and they decided to donate his organs to the people.
First, his eyes were given to Sankara nethralaya, then his kidney was given to Apollo hospital for transplantation and atlast here comes the final everheard miracle.
They decided to give his heart to a 6 year old boy who needs it. So they verified and at last found that the boy is struggling for life at Cherians heart foundation, Chennai. But within 30mins that heart should be transplanted; They need to go 20kms and in Chennai traffic and doubted whether it will happen.
Then the doctors called traffic police and asked their help and they prepared the ambulance with A/C. So fastly they removed the heart from their son and kept in an ice box and runned towards the ambulance.
When they came out the boy's father saw that ice box and cried like anything. The doctor who carried tht box ran like anything that he didn't even see the ambulance which is waiting outside and he entered the police car which was waiting. He said to the person to just go to Cherian hospital soon.
The person who was standing near the car was the Assistant Commissioner and he without seeing his status and jumped to drivers seat and drove the car with full speed. Every signal traffic got alert and left way for this car and at last within 15mins the heart was given to the doctors in Cherian hospital and it was transplanted to the small boy.
Really heart touching.... Do u know the meaning of the name of the boy who died.... His name is Jithenthran - a person who will steal other's heart..............Yes , now he has stole everyone's heart..... Really ... hats off to the parents ...
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Sunday, August 10, 2008
life is a circle....if u r above me now....one day i will be above u.....
y this things are happening in my life.....i think mayb god have the other plan for me...as my husband says that im a very lucky gal coz have ..........
failures are stepping stone...i going to get victory soon.....im loving u my god.....my guruji.....my husband....my family and my self........
Thursday, August 7, 2008
HOW WOMAN LOOK LIKE..
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars
for dinner.
The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give
you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years ago?”, the homeless woman replied.
“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” the woman asked
“No, I don’t waste time shopping?”, the homeless woman said.
“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?” the woman asked.
“Are you NUTS?” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done
in 20 years!”
“Well,” said the woman, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead,
I’m going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.
The homeless woman was astounded. “Won’t your husband be furious with you
for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”
The woman replied, “That’s Okay. It’s important for him to see what a
woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine.”
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars
for dinner.
The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give
you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years ago?”, the homeless woman replied.
“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” the woman asked
“No, I don’t waste time shopping?”, the homeless woman said.
“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?” the woman asked.
“Are you NUTS?” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done
in 20 years!”
“Well,” said the woman, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead,
I’m going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.
The homeless woman was astounded. “Won’t your husband be furious with you
for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”
The woman replied, “That’s Okay. It’s important for him to see what a
woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine.”
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
put up and put down
goi's email for SOBI staff
dear beloved friends,
since all of us buzy, hard to find quality time for farewell party. Like to ask everyone, are you free on 15/8 Friday 430pm. 15/8 is shakerin last day in KLIUC. need feedback. Thank You.
Date: 15/8
Time: 430pm
Venue: Academic Coner
Menu: Laksa Johor, for vicky - anyone willing to sponsor??
with love,
goi
i was so angry with this email......and i replied everybody like this...........
amboi-amboi......sponsor makanan aku.........tolong ingat ye.....aku pun bayar duit school.......tak nak lah makanan sponsor......kalau nak bagi aku makanan sponsor......sponsor sekali duit RM 5 every month yeeeeeeee
just a reminder........please prepare vegetarian meal in any makan-makan function school.......k.............for those who dont know wat is vegetarian.........
in my case.....i am lacto-ovo vegetarian..........NO SEAFOOD ITEMS TOO..........for futher clarification please search in internet........
so goi.....kalau u rasa susah sangat cari makanan utk saya........i nak minta duit school aku dikurangkan (kan i nie ajar economics......setiap sen pun ade nilainya)......and kalau i tak hadir makan-makan function jangan kata i anti social yeeeeeeeee...............
jangan terasa ye goi..............i tau u bergurau......tapi benda-benda mcm nie jangan bergurau lagi sekali ye...........n terima kasih banyak-banyak untuk beri peluang explain tentang vege.....i memang tunggu peluang selama nie.....dah lama dah i simpan dalam hati...........lega rasannya sekarang...........
i told radziah regarding this email...........and this is how she replied.....
Wat i think? Hmmm...not fair lor coz I've seen you told all these points with intonasi suara & mimik muka lagi! Hahahaha...
Since you oredi follow thru with these ppl - i guess xde la mereka terasa hati sgt! Yg pentingnya points taken & life goes on right?
Next level of explanation - if ppl still don't get it- maybe you need to explain why you choose to be a vegetarian. Like religion wise -not all hindus are vege, so there must be other explanation. I read the wiki & found out there's economic's reasons too. Like meat is more expansive so if we demand to eat meat, firms will suppy more meat so what's gonna happen to the poor ppl - equality issue? Health dietary reasons etc. Hehehe...only now i know a lil' bit!
And if they know you well (like i do hahahaha)- they shouldnt take heart lah into this matter.....
Regards,
Radziah Adam
so.....the moral of the story is.............(coming soon.....i cant upload the photo...)
dear beloved friends,
since all of us buzy, hard to find quality time for farewell party. Like to ask everyone, are you free on 15/8 Friday 430pm. 15/8 is shakerin last day in KLIUC. need feedback. Thank You.
Date: 15/8
Time: 430pm
Venue: Academic Coner
Menu: Laksa Johor, for vicky - anyone willing to sponsor??
with love,
goi
i was so angry with this email......and i replied everybody like this...........
amboi-amboi......sponsor makanan aku.........tolong ingat ye.....aku pun bayar duit school.......tak nak lah makanan sponsor......kalau nak bagi aku makanan sponsor......sponsor sekali duit RM 5 every month yeeeeeeee
just a reminder........please prepare vegetarian meal in any makan-makan function school.......k.............for those who dont know wat is vegetarian.........
in my case.....i am lacto-ovo vegetarian..........NO SEAFOOD ITEMS TOO..........for futher clarification please search in internet........
so goi.....kalau u rasa susah sangat cari makanan utk saya........i nak minta duit school aku dikurangkan (kan i nie ajar economics......setiap sen pun ade nilainya)......and kalau i tak hadir makan-makan function jangan kata i anti social yeeeeeeeee...............
jangan terasa ye goi..............i tau u bergurau......tapi benda-benda mcm nie jangan bergurau lagi sekali ye...........n terima kasih banyak-banyak untuk beri peluang explain tentang vege.....i memang tunggu peluang selama nie.....dah lama dah i simpan dalam hati...........lega rasannya sekarang...........
i told radziah regarding this email...........and this is how she replied.....
Wat i think? Hmmm...not fair lor coz I've seen you told all these points with intonasi suara & mimik muka lagi! Hahahaha...
Since you oredi follow thru with these ppl - i guess xde la mereka terasa hati sgt! Yg pentingnya points taken & life goes on right?
Next level of explanation - if ppl still don't get it- maybe you need to explain why you choose to be a vegetarian. Like religion wise -not all hindus are vege, so there must be other explanation. I read the wiki & found out there's economic's reasons too. Like meat is more expansive so if we demand to eat meat, firms will suppy more meat so what's gonna happen to the poor ppl - equality issue? Health dietary reasons etc. Hehehe...only now i know a lil' bit!
And if they know you well (like i do hahahaha)- they shouldnt take heart lah into this matter.....
Regards,
Radziah Adam
so.....the moral of the story is.............(coming soon.....i cant upload the photo...)
Self Appraisal
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy. The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida." Again the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all these, walked over to the boy and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job." The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions - Oliver Wendell Holms
Self Appraisal
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy. The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm Beach, Florida." Again the woman answered in the negative.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all these, walked over to the boy and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job." The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!"
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions - Oliver Wendell Holms
Monday, August 4, 2008
HUSBAND SMART but WIFE SMARTER.
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box?
We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked
The following weekend he came home, a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box?
We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked
The following weekend he came home, a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
ART OF SALESMANSHIP- BE PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN
The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India.
" Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job."You start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
Indian boy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale."The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?" Indian boy says: " $101 237. 64" Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?"
Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sell him small fishhook. Then I sell him medium fishhook.Then I sell him large fishhook. Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he said down on the coast, so I told him he'll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and I sell him twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer. I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.
The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"
Indian boy says: "No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Anacin for his headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your mind."
The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India.
" Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job."You start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
Indian boy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale."The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?" Indian boy says: " $101 237. 64" Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?"
Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sell him small fishhook. Then I sell him medium fishhook.Then I sell him large fishhook. Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he said down on the coast, so I told him he'll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and I sell him twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer. I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.
The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"
Indian boy says: "No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Anacin for his headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your mind."
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